Maybe next year!

BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - Brazil's Roman Catholic Church urged revelers on Thursday to abstain from reckless sex, too much alcohol and violence during the country's Carnival celebrations.

I don't even like bananas. Well I look out at the thermometer and it's a whopping 3 degrees. I'm thinking of letting the dog piss in the house because I don't want to walk her.
I was searching for news this morning and this is what caught my eye. The Catholic church amazes me. No "reckless sex" "too much alcohol". I may start going back to Mass.
I even started to check out flights to Brazil for next year. Hey this could be fun, and as long as I don't hurt anyone with violence the church says its a ok. Screw Buddhism I'm going back to the catholic church. I looked up the word Reckless and here it is.
Main Entry: reck·less Pronunciation: 're-kl&sFunction: adjective1 : marked by lack of proper caution : careless of consequences2 : IRRESPONSIBLE synonym see ADVENTUROUS-

Wow i always have seen myself as adventurous. This brought up another cool word FOOLHARDY we don't use that word enough. I looked up this word and the word RASH came up. Which got me thinking if your reckless you could also end up with a Rash, So better to use one of the millions of condoms the church is passing out. I hope they arn't to drunk to remember The condom. that's OK because they are also passing out "the day after pill " Thats IT i'm movin to Brazil to become a priest. NOT.