Making a positive from a negative

this holiday season with oil prices so high we should seek an alternative to heating our homes.
I propose we find a way to make all that junkmail keep us warm a small unit that we fill with duplicate pottery barn catalogs and weekly specials at best buy. Just think no more Johnson and dix. The next time the letter from irving oil comes I can burn it to keep me warm. There has got to be a way to do this think about it everyother week when you put out your recycling you'll see me stealing out all the paper products to keep my home warm. The money I save will be split evenly 80% for me and 20% to a non profit charity that I will start and be president of and pull in 6 figures a year from. But seriously I have about 3 months of fuel now and with the holidays approaching I can probaly heat the rest of the year with the same catalogs that get sent to me over and over with the only difference being the front cover. (that should be outlawed) Can you say Garnett hill.
OK I solved the heating crisis on one front now I'll fight it on another front. Through a non-profit company that I will need some help starting. Here it goes it will be called LOST and FOUND. The premise is in all these upper class communities there are lost and founds that are huge. At Dartmouth collage alone the end of school year bootie has got to be huge. We take it and distribute it to in need communities. Kinda my own trickle down economics. See Mr. Hancock I did learn something. The elementary school all the way through the high school here must have boat loads of stuff that are no longer the newest trend so they are discarded. I walk by cloths that are just left on the ground for no apparent reason in town. People are freezing lets help. This is my higher calling. perhaps if I do enough good it will start scratching out the bads I wonder how much good it costs to pay of a soul that has been remortaged twice to Satan. And is it a even conversion or is it like u.s. to Canadian money that is ever changing.