Super-Duper Massive Black Hole

Oh the media is running out of good words. The super massive black hole. Was there a massive black hole that was reported before and it is now not so massive so this one is super massive because they actually think we would remember the last time they reported a black hole to us. They report the black hole sucks everything in even light. I know a few people like this, you in a good mood then you come across them and POW they sucked all the good out of you.
My birthday is only 13 days away and all reading this if your wondering what to get me I will be posting a list soon. There are objects below $8. For those who don't love me all the way. More later
oh i guess i'll post the list under greed.