The application process

The people I choose to spend time with must submit to the application process. Interests must be aligned to get along. This is set up with the utmost seriousness, answer all questions truthfully so that later on down the road things do not become bumpy.
NAME
AGE
WEIGHT
Height
Race
hair color
eye color
favorite color
how would you describe yourself?
what are your goals for the next 5 years?
whats the sexist thing a member of the opposite sex can do that just melts you?
whats your best feature?
thong or panties?
wine or beer?
dogs or cats? Dogs that are as small as cats count as cats.
rules to keep order or rules to be broken?
sins are a good thing or a bad thing?
5 people that you would invite to dinner from anytime in history, who would they be and why?
scariest thing you have ever done?
jeans or khakis?
movies or books?
fly or drive?
coffee or tea?
danger or security?
the thing you don' t want anyone else to know about?
age you lost your virginity?
if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why.
descibe your perfect day.
best meal?
best sex?
if you could fly any bird which bird would you fly?
if you could speak to one animal what animal would it be and what would be your first question?
do you like jello?
of all the sins which one do you commit the most?
if you found out your lover was batman/ wonderwoman what would you do.
pain a good thing or a bad thing.
what's worse emotional or physical pain.
this is a condensed version full applications are available when you mail in payment to the following address. heathgosselin@excite.com please enclose a recent photo of oneself to speed along the decision making process. Your answers have no bearing on the decision. Photos do.