On holiday

holidays or vacations should be a time of stress free moments. I flew to Hawaii from new Hampshire yesterday what a trip. 15 plus hours of flying, 15 hours of pain. First it started with a headache and it went down hill fast. The flights were late not leaving much time between connections. no time to recharge ipod, very disappointing. The worst of the three flights was the one from san Francisco to Honolulu.
oh where to start. Ok like I said I had a headache, the flight attendant wouldn't give me anything and I had packed my advil in my checked bags. Two baby's two rows in front of me were crying nonstop. Oh then the flight got very bumpy so people all over were vomiting. Oh how much fun can a guy have while on vacation.
we need new rules for air travel.
1) if you weigh over your ideal weight you will be charged an additional $10. For every ten pounds over.
2) flight attendants need to go through a screening process if their ass is wider than the aisle, no job. I don't want to be constantly bumped by someone's big ass everytime they walk bye. I'm the friggin customer treat me like I am paying your salary, because the fact of the matter is that I am.
3) kids fly free but must ride in the cargo hold. Now I'm not trying to be cruel, give them a DVD or something like a pitbull to play with. I don't want to listen to screaming kids. Maybe we could just sedate them, I feel this would be best for us and them.
yes I just solved it. we could sedate them put them in oxygen filled crates and stack them. Then just pick them up like checked baggage. Rule number 1 still applies here if they are fat kids they cost more. It is obvious that if you can afford that much food and cable TV and video games and anything else that is leading to this nation of fatties then you can pay more to fly.
don't get me wrong , to each their own but when it affects me and others there should be penalty's. I'm not as slim as I could be and hey if they want to charge me $20 more dollars for my ticket so be it.
4) flying should be a pleasure. To only have the choice of Budweiser, miller lite and some non-alc beer is just an insult. My idea is they should give local options like a micro brew from where your flying to or a localy produced wine.
maybe I'll start my own airline with these rules and see what happens what's the worst that could happen. I can see a lot of free press from the media.
well I have a good feeling today will be better, the sun is shining.